Trinny, come and lie down by my side and breathe
Your perfect skin glows as brightly as that star
And you start to speak poetry about the days
When we were clean and the stars were just stars
You'd scorch, you'd melt
The life you were dealt (alas dear child)
Is fraught with white spectres
And full on black tigers
Who'd fancy your pelt
Trinny, don't you fucking cry on me
Your perfect heart like an egg, colored for easter
Fragile, painted upon rooster lips with a touch of fuzz
Speaking tirelessly of making love under the trestle
You'd teach, you'd track
It's mounting your back (heavy dear child)
You wail at the spectres
And stab all the tigers
Who'll pick up the slack
Trinny if you die I'll kill you, I swear
I love the way you feel naked, all consuming
I rub my freshly shaved face on your back, your buttocks
You coo and shiver as you ask me to hand you grandmas afghan
You'd squint, you'd smile
I walked the hard mile (loving dear child)
I'd marry the spectres
And tame all the tigers
Whose life is on trial
Trinny..... Can you hear me?